Birdhouse Spy Cam, West Linn, OR 97068US
* Why isn't this line moving?
* If your friends jump off a bridge will you?
* If a tree falls in the forest does it make a noise?
* If I say something and my wife's not there to hear it, will I still be wrong?
* Why isn't popcorn a vegetable?
* When French people swear do they say "pardon my English?"
* Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink what comes out"?
* Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there . . . I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
*Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people who got there first?